Misunderstood.

I was packing my lunch when I noticed a letter for me on the counter.  The return address was "Mommy Fiorillo."

Oh my gosh!  I thought.  She planned it to arrive the day before the first day of school!  It must be a letter wishing me luck.  It must be a letter telling me what a caring and good teacher I'll be this year.  It must be...

A dental bill?

"Sari, please submit this to your insurance company.  Thanks."