- To law schools not responding- "Accept me. Accept me. I'm racially ambiguous looking and in TFA. Win win. Accept me."
- To my kids- "Please stay in your seat. Please do your work. Please do not pretend to be blindfolded karate ninjas during indoor recess."
- To my kids' eyes- "God, I hope that's allergies and not pinkeye."
- To my hair- "Hang in there. I'll buy a new straightener when I have more than $14 in my checking account."
- To the weather- "Stop raining."
- To my coffeemaker- "My coffee better be STRONG tomorrow."
Random assortment of thoughts leading me out of hump day. Feel free to send some messages my way, including, "Please stop blogging about stupid things."
please keep blogging about stupid things. with the same frequency. and please hang out with me this weekend.
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